Otis: Let me know the next time you bring a dead body into the hospital.
Paul: Ok, why?
Otis: So we can take pictures in funny poses with it.

“Going to the bathroom is pretty much the only thing I have to look forward to every day.” - Ben

Otis: I hate all people that don’t like my band. Paul: Then you don’t like me.

“If wrestling’s taught me anything, it’s how to do a good chant.” - Paul

I’m not tweeting THAT.” - Ben

“Oh shit, I have two legs, I can’t yell at you.” - Otis

Here’s a sneak peek preview of our new shirt coming out February 24 for The Queers/The Ataris show at Mac’s!

Here’s a sneak peek preview of our new shirt coming out February 24 for The Queers/The Ataris show at Mac’s!

“So I have a patient named Dick.  His wife asked him ‘Were you able to poop and pee, Dick?’, I broke out laughing and couldn’t contain myself.  I am such a professional” - Otis