“Every time you do something, I hate you.” - Ben, to Paul, first day back to practice
“I was kind of hoping Frankie would have the baby tonight so I wouldn’t have to go to work tomorrow.” - Otis
Horky: (to Ben) You should have kept doing Young Dan Tucker so that you could pick up more chicks!
Otis: He’s not the right kind of ugly for that.
“I’m not going to let my kid grow up to be a pussy. She’s not going to be like you, Ben” - Otis, to Ben
“When we got to that part, I thought we did that part already.” - Otis
Otis: Let me know the next time you bring a dead body into the hospital.
Paul: Ok, why?
Otis: So we can take pictures in funny poses with it.
“Going to the bathroom is pretty much the only thing I have to look forward to every day.” - Ben
Otis: I hate all people that don’t like my band. Paul: Then you don’t like me.
“If wrestling’s taught me anything, it’s how to do a good chant.” - Paul